man walking man

Today's post is sponsored by our friends at people of walmart, where Mama Jo is taking little Ernst Jr. out for a walk around the produce section, 'cause y'all know li'l Ernie just loooves raisin' a leg and leakin' his lizard on them tomatoes after a day with his loyal owner mother.

ugly on the inside

she's working out, she's looking hot, she's got great stride and endurance and she even takes the time out to think of her precious pooch and take him along, too! thoughtful? i think not. this raggedy hoe has created a device to staple her dog to her ass because she doesn't want to leave him home to poop all over the kitchen. and by the look on his face, this is absolute torture. poor guy looks like he's out of breath from slamming into her gluteus maximus every 2 seconds. this makes her a dog walking a bruised up pup.

i hear they eat cats...

today's post is brought to you by some asian country where walking around in brown velor sweatpants and fancy silk purple blouses with your CAT on a leash is perfectly acceptable. this picture goes against our "dog walking dog" theme but we couldn't resist this "clown walking cat" opportunity.

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