After School Activites

You can use your imagination with this one, we had to share it.

Pretty doggy walkin' down the street...

Writes New York City fabulousness connoisseur , Bryce Gruber, of the funtastic NYC-based infoblog "The Luxury Spot":

"You’re probably tacky if you dress up your dog to look just like you. Or the person you wish you could be. Living in Manhattan means I see a lot of people (of all varieties) with lots of little dogs, in lots of little outfits. Little doggy coats and mittens are essential for our frigid winters, but there’s just no reason for a puppy to be dressed in stripper gear or hipster jeans. And if you’re one of the schmucks doing it, just know that all the passers-by on the street are quietly thinking, “I bet you that retard’s finances are totally effed.”

This wiener looks like she’s about to be in a school girl porn. Not appropriate. Ever."

Go to the site and see the full-on frontal of these pups: TheLuxurySpot.com.

Metro Riding Dog

It's one of those "only in Russia" situations, although I won't be surprised if this dog is BBMing his American cousin to inform him of the latest way for strays to get some shut-eye AND a free trip across town. "Yessir, I understand there is a fee for traveling public transportation but I just don't have any pockets and therefore couldn't possibly be carrying around any change to pay you."

"Russian scientists say that Moscow stray dogs became much smarter. The four legged oldest human’s friends demonstrate real smartness such as riding the Moscow metro every morning to get from their suburban places of living to the fat regions of Moscow center. Once they arrive to the downtown they demonstrate different new, previously unseen for the dog skills". Read more about this story here. (English Russia)

Martin Luther King Day

Dogs: hugging [and humping] each other, despite one another's race, since the beginning of time.

These Leg's Were Made for Walkin' and That's Just What They'll Do...

So the dogs name is Faith, and according to the dictionary on my mac, the definition of faith is "complete trust or confidence in someone or something". Fair enough. After suffering from a birth defect that left ol' Faith with one front leg, her second was removed via surgery after atrophy began to effect it. We're assuming this lassies fancy walking is what got her the name; she's learned to spend her remaining dog years walking upright like a human. And if she can do that well then... pff.. let's be serious.. the possibilities are endless! Complete trust and confidence in this canine companion is officially instilled!

Check out these other "fascinating" dogs on one of our favorite websites, Oddee.com:

man walking man

Today's post is sponsored by our friends at people of walmart, where Mama Jo is taking little Ernst Jr. out for a walk around the produce section, 'cause y'all know li'l Ernie just loooves raisin' a leg and leakin' his lizard on them tomatoes after a day with his loyal owner mother.

ugly on the inside

she's working out, she's looking hot, she's got great stride and endurance and she even takes the time out to think of her precious pooch and take him along, too! thoughtful? i think not. this raggedy hoe has created a device to staple her dog to her ass because she doesn't want to leave him home to poop all over the kitchen. and by the look on his face, this is absolute torture. poor guy looks like he's out of breath from slamming into her gluteus maximus every 2 seconds. this makes her a dog walking a bruised up pup.